Ass-Cock Cocktail

1Fill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.

2Add vodka (2 oz), rum (1 oz), tequila (1 oz), triple sec (1 oz), lime juice (1 oz), and simple syrup (1 oz) to the shaker.

3Shake the shaker vigorously for 30 seconds to mix the ingredients.

4Moisten the rim of a margarita glass with lime juice (1 oz).

5Dip the moistened rim into a plate of salt to create a salted rim.

6Strain the cocktail into the prepared glass.

7Garnish with a lime wedge.

8Serve and enjoy!